The News is Good to Us

I am the kind of person who will believe pretty much anything I read. If it comes from a good source, that is. Like CNN. I got sent an article that says that Snoop Dogg has been converted to Mormonism. I totally believe it. CNN said so. And then Eddie sent be an article (You see, I don't look at the news myself, I only read what other people send me. Ask me whats up with the nation. I cant tell you.) that says that "people who buy more than three pairs of sneakers a year are 61 percent more likely to have the qualities of a modern leader." Now this is great news for me because I'm pretty positive Eddie has more shoes than me. And I have a lot. This past trip to China, Eddie came home with 3 or 4 new pairs of shoes and I only had 1. Hes wild. The shoes just overflow out of his closet.

To read about Snoop Dogg being Mormon, go here.
To read about how the number of shoes you own dictates your leadership capabilities, go here.