Trauma

So I had the worst experience at Costco a little while ago. Costco is always a joyous occasion. When I was getting ready to leave, I was picking up a few hotdogs for Eddie and I. As I was putting toppings on them, a kid went running (thats right, running) to his dad in line telling him that he had thrown up. So I was hopping I heard wrong and I looked over to the eating area (dumb, I know) and discovered I heard right. So for most people this is simply a crappy blip in their day. But for me, my life has been ruined. Be happy I didn't take a picture for you guys! I'm terrified to have kids for 3 reasons.
1. People usually throw up when they're with child.
2. Some people throw up when in labor.
3. Kids throw up a lot. People try to disguise it by calling it "spit up" but we all know what it is. What if I said "when I got kicked in the head by a horse I spit up a lot" NO I threw up. So it scares me that people burp kids to get them to barf.
Also, its always the fat kids that throw up. Take today's case for example. Fat kid. If my kids start to get remotely big, I will tell that kid to "shape up or you will be a barfer and freak out those like me." My paranoia is pretty weird cuz I have probably thrown up twice as much as you. But I just CANT deal with it. Well I just cant think about much else today. You know when your bishop tells you that pornographic images never leave you? They are so wrong. It is throw up images that never ever leave you.