I Need to be Strapped Down

You know how babies need to have their hands held down and be swaddled so they don't scratch themselves in the face? Yeah, well, sometimes, I'll wake up with a scratch right on my face, like today. Either, there is a ghost that scratches my face, or I hurt myself while I sleep. Guys, when I was in the coma, they had to tie my hands to the hospital bed railings. Who knew...I like to inflict pain to myself!