Melt Away Fat
The diet that is guaranteed to work! You could lose 30 pounds in just one month! Get yourself ready for the up and coming coat season! There is just one easy step! Ram your face into a door jam. After this, you will surely get a massive canker sore and can have canker sore induced anorexia as your will never desire to put food in your mouth for a while. You can just drink smoothies!
Side-effect include:
Light-headedness from malnutrition
Swollen face at sight of canker sore
Irritability (just ask Eddie, it happened)
Dry heaving from not eating (definitely could have happened!)
Many other canker sores (they spread)
Tiredness from poor sleep
Hunger
Desire for real food
Side-effect include:
Light-headedness from malnutrition
Swollen face at sight of canker sore
Irritability (just ask Eddie, it happened)
Dry heaving from not eating (definitely could have happened!)
Many other canker sores (they spread)
Tiredness from poor sleep
Hunger
Desire for real food
posted by Breanne King at
3:36 PM
4 Comments:
Bree face! Poor dear. When I read that title for a minute i thought you were going to do a flashback of our senior year Econ. project with the soap that would wash away your fat?! Remember that!? We won huh? Of course.
No honey, that was an individual project, but you did that and you one. We did the investing in the stock market one together and we won. We're winners
Am I kidding!?!? I spell like I'm 6 still. I mean you WON...wow that was bad. Really bad. And you're a teacher...
That is so sad! And please tell me you haven't lost 30 lbs. That would be impossible! Maybe you should pour a gallon of salt in your mouth?
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